Keri M.: Five golden "dates" already? Hold on tight ladies and gents, we're going Wild Willy style, and bringing out the guns for this one. Plus, our first sponsored date. Thanks Perfect Shot Photo Booth!
Date Recap: This date starts off with the Fedex woman making a "special delivery" and what could be more special than Keri being the package that's delivered to the Rickmeister? I couldn't tell if Rick felt awkward about this or not, so why not hug it out and laugh it off. After a quick wardrobe change, it was off in the "buckmobile" to Magnum Range, where shots were fired at Bin Laden. But hold up a second here, let's not pass up an opportunity to question Bachelor Rick's manliness. Bachelor Rick, were you just nervous, or have you never loaded a gun before? Thanks to the video editor's, it's made ever apparent that the Rickemeister was having some struggles when the clip drops out of the gun, followed by some fiddling around (with the gun people! And yes, we just went there) before they figured out how to actually get it loaded. I'm glad the editors couldn't pass up the opportunity to take a stab at Bachelor Rick, either, it makes us feel more justified. Moving right along. It wasn't long before we saw who really brought their A game to the range. It would be our girl Keri, who really hit him with her best shot. Bachelor Rick tried to bust it out gangster style, but I don't think that helped his aim any. And poor Keri just looked embarrassed. I guess they're even now. Following their shooting escapade, it was off to The Old Spaghetti Factory, so they could "get their Italian on" according to Bachelor Rick. Conversation remains a mystery, which makes me wonder what was being said in between the slurping of noodles? They seemed to be having a good time, at least I think I saw a smile or two on the Buck-a-roo's face. So, why the lack of PDA on their way to the car after dinner? We know he's not afraid to get a little physical, physical. Maybe the doggie bags got in the way? Convenient or not, we'll never know. So, the question is, was this date a struggle for Keri, the girl whose never dated a Mormon? Or will Rick be the first Mormon she locks lips with? We'll just have to wait and see.
First Impression: At first I questioned her going on a date in her work uniform, what a first impression, right? But after her "special delivery" package was delivered, I thought she freshened up quite nice. Or maybe too nice for the shooting range? All in all she seems like the crazy fun type of roommate that every girl has had. Did I just hit a bare bone with that one?
Surprises: A few things surprised me about this date. We learned that Bachelor Rick and guns might not be the best of friends. And maybe that's a good thing. I mean, guns kill. What about the lack of hand holding on this date though? Just when I was starting to think that's your kind of thing, Ricky?
Second Date Potential: Moderate. I don't know if she hit him with her best shot, but she sure did fire away and gave it all she's got. And really, you have to give her props for that. I'm still stuck on her never dating a Mormon though...
TMB Excitement Level: He seemed like a giddy little boy, who just shot his first gun and is real proud of his efforts. Even lousy efforts are something for him to be proud of. Just kidding, Bachelor Rick, we know you can't always nail it the first time to a shooting range. And yes, we say that from experience. Back to the date here. When you throw in the fact that they both tried out for American Idol on the SAME day at the SAME place, we can't help but think, soul mates?
Creativity Points (1-10): We give Keri a 7 for this date. She has to get some points for coming to the door in "disguise" with her "special delivery" package and all.
Final Thoughts: We think Keri is cute, and she seems fun, but I'm just going to say it, I have a concern, with both of them wanting to be the center of attention, I can see this relationship getting rocky real fast. The question is, will they ever make it to karaoke for date two? I'd sure like to hear the vocals on that one.
So, are we dead on, or dead wrong? What do you think?
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