Date Recap: Bachelor Rick swings by Christina Beana Bo-Beana's place to pick her up for whopping date #11. Can you believe our little Ricky-Rick has made it to the half-way mark?! Apparently he has been under the weather, so I guess all these dates have really taken its toll on the poor man! (Wait, we don't really feel bad for him though, right? I mean come on... what person who has ever played the dating game actually feels bad for this guy? He has had some serious PDA action going on for the last 11 days, including, but not limited to, holding hands and even some lip action. No wonder he's sick. Fess up, which of you ladies didn't wash your hands!? Or rather, should we check in with-ahem-Sam to see if she's sick too? WE KID!). Now back to our regular programming: Bachelor Rick acts pleasantly surprised when his date swings open the door, and there she stands: Ms. Marry-Me-and-Fly-for-Free herself! Can't be excited enough about that perk! And if that weren't enough, Mr. TMB reveals right there on the doorstep that his whole family loves her. We're guessing they want in on the buddy passes too? Are we right, or are we right? ;) As it turns out, it's Mr. I-Don't-Feel-Well's lucky day, because Beana has planned a little R & R to Glen Ivy Hot Springs Spa (spa being the magic word here). The two immerse themselves in a mud bath, where a playful little mud fight takes place. Next up is some sun-bathing in the California sun where Beana gives us some insight on how such a cute girl ended up on the Mormon Bachelor. A dating doozy in Salt Lake City is the reason behind it. Thanks buddy... whoever you are! Your loss is Rick's gain! We get worried for a second that he doesn't hold her hand. But then, we scared ourselves for nothing. Hand holding. Check. To end fun time at the spa, Beana and Ricky maneuver their way through some little rock maize thing. Beana ends up jumping and throwing herself into Prince Rick's arms. True story. She really does. It makes us a little nervous, most of which can be summed up by saying that Prince Charming barely catches her. We'll blame it on him feeling under the weather. Maybe next time, just don't do that, k? The date wraps up back where it began at Beana's place where the two partake of acai bowls, whatever that means. And then, another awkward hug at the doorstep. It looks like someone (name starts with "R" and ends with "ick") hesitated a little too long to seal the deal. DANG IT, RICK!
First Impressions: We are on the wings of love with this girl! We like to see that these girls aren't as lame as their application videos first implied, so thanks Beana for proving your video wrong! You are a delightful, chill, happy person with a pleasant laugh and affection for the word "duh." Next time you go to a spa, can we PUH-LEASE come with you?!
Surprises: WHAT?! No kiss?! She was totally ready for one-- she even had gum in her mouth so her breath would be fresh and minty clean, just how dentists (and non-dentists alike) like it! Why was there no kiss?! She totally earned one for making you feel better! Also, this girl has some serious guts for going straight for the swimsuit on the first date. A woman who has no qualms. We dig it.
Second Date Potential: Mile High (are you sick of the flying puns yet? Don't worry, we're almost done). Like we've said before, who doesn't like a girl with hookups? Especially one that can fly anywhere she wants around the world. Eternal buddy pass? I think Rick already knows he'd be remiss if he didn't go on date number two!
TMB Excitement Level: We already know Rick's family is excited about this one. But was Rick? The spa sure seemed to rejuvenate his spirits, as if they really needed rejuvenating. At least we know this girl's got what it takes to cure an ailing TMB. Plus, she quit her teaching job to be a flight attendant, we kinda think that's cool. Flying is way more rewarding than teaching. You're just gonna have to take our word for it!
Creativity: Girl, you score sky high on this date! First off, Rick has never been to this spa or any spa. Pretty sure he's been to a bazillion theme parks though. We hope to see no more of those on these dates. That being said, your heatlhy shmealthy food, also of which Mr. TMB has never experienced, scores some points too. We're going to have to give you a 9.9999 on our scale. We can't be givin' away 10's so liberally now... there would never be room for improvement!
Final Thoughts: On behalf of Beana Hathaway and the entire TMB crew, we'd like to thank you for joining us for date #11. We look forward to seeing you again in the near future... like on our second date?! You bet. Over and out.
So, are we dead on or dead wrong? What do you think?
So, are we dead on or dead wrong? What do you think?
Mile High Hookups? Sounds quite different than what I expect from a Mormon Bachelor Date. LOL.
ReplyDeletecouldn't agree more with your opinion. you are dead on. He had the most chemistry with her, too...even if there wasn't any smooches at the end.
ReplyDeleteCute date idea!
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